"Putting on my socks is the worst part of every day, and it always will be. Even if I have a terrible day in the future where my grandmother is murdered by my other grandmother, if that ever happened to me, the worst part of that day will be when I put on
@3 weeks ago with 9 notes
#louie #lucky louie #louis ck #louie ck #oh my god #stand up
"My four year old lays on the carpet, spreading it out, pulling it open like a Hustler mag. Like Marilyn Chambers. Just fucking yanking it open and just going like, “MEEEHHH!” She just lays there doing that because that’s what people want to do. I mean, the happiest I’ve ever seen any person is her laying on the floor pulling her vagina open for the world. I look at her and I realize, “That’s a human being. That’s a human being who’s happy.” And for some reason, that’s not OK. I have to inhibit that so she won’t be homeless. I have to explain to her that vaginas when held open hurt people’s feelings."
@1 month ago with 17 notes
#Louis ck #louie #lucky louie #vagina